- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it
- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion
- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape
- Maybe knees just suck
Solution: Don’t have knees.
one way or another, your knee will fail. the question is, how cool is the story you get to tell on why you have crutches?
“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills
also a lot of those practical skills were taught in classes like home ec that have been cut completely as schools slash all spending not related to sports and STEM
observations from urgent care
“I am tired. These people make me feel I have a hole in the middle of me.”— D.H. Lawrence, from The Complete Works; “The Plumbed Serpent,” (via gaeillis)
virgo, libra, taurus, cancer
person: hey you ok?
me, dissociating:
aries, leo, taurus, aquarius & pisces





